Keep in mind some of these are inside jokes.
Pretty sure all the penis related stuff is about a friend's penis-shaped cake pan or the actual finished cake.
"I shaved my wristband yesterday."
"Elf Kid has yellow balls!"
"Anata no kao (Your face)"
"Touch her like you've never... touched..."
"I think I sprained my toe."
"Your face is loud!"
"I hate all bands except the ones I hate; I love them."
"It was that thing shamming slut."
"Hurry. Eat it. Die."
"Love at first high-five."
"Obsession, thy name is Tiffany!"
"I watch my eyelids a lot."
"You're so funny!"
"I broke a nail! Oh my God..."
"Did you just say 'franken-sex'?"
"You look like a hoe!"
"My hand got fucked good and plenty."
"Get your fuck away from me."
"Radda your grandmother."
"Let me smell you."
"I notice the asses."
"Surprise! And then you put stuff in the hole."
"Don't call me when I'm on the telephone. Wait..."
"I like pickles. Do you like pickles?"
"Sell yourself!"
"Boobies are detachable?"
"Your boobies are wearing off."
"She already started out her foot on the wrong day!"
"You got kaka in your weewee."
"My heart is waving!"
"I almost sat on my penis!"
"Every time I saw him, he was shaved."
"The seat was eating my thing."
"I should've gotten her Jesus."
"I was fucking outside! Well, not fucking..."
"Shove that bitch in."
"I like corn. It's yellow and fruity."
"I put my hole over Megan's head. Haha, that's what she said."
"This conversation is so getting saved."
"No, wait.... It was your mom."
"I'm gonna make milk."
"I saw you coming and I had to touch myself."
"Why were you watching?"
"It spreads cooties like butter."
"Her brother broke her penis."
"So that's what they're calling it these days."
"Do you need help up? Sorry, my doctor advised against heavy lifting."
"The Ging and a Mexican. Sounds like a romance."
"I'm good in both places."
"It just shattered inside me."
"Whoa. I think my penis just farted."
"I shaved my wristband yesterday."
"Elf Kid has yellow balls!"
"Anata no kao (Your face)"
"Touch her like you've never... touched..."
"I think I sprained my toe."
"Your face is loud!"
"I hate all bands except the ones I hate; I love them."
"It was that thing shamming slut."
"Hurry. Eat it. Die."
"Love at first high-five."
"Obsession, thy name is Tiffany!"
"I watch my eyelids a lot."
"You're so funny!"
"I broke a nail! Oh my God..."
"Did you just say 'franken-sex'?"
"You look like a hoe!"
"My hand got fucked good and plenty."
"Get your fuck away from me."
"Radda your grandmother."
"Let me smell you."
"I notice the asses."
"Surprise! And then you put stuff in the hole."
"Don't call me when I'm on the telephone. Wait..."
"I like pickles. Do you like pickles?"
"Sell yourself!"
"Boobies are detachable?"
"Your boobies are wearing off."
"She already started out her foot on the wrong day!"
"You got kaka in your weewee."
"My heart is waving!"
"I almost sat on my penis!"
"Every time I saw him, he was shaved."
"The seat was eating my thing."
"I should've gotten her Jesus."
"I was fucking outside! Well, not fucking..."
"Shove that bitch in."
"I like corn. It's yellow and fruity."
"I put my hole over Megan's head. Haha, that's what she said."
"This conversation is so getting saved."
"No, wait.... It was your mom."
"I'm gonna make milk."
"I saw you coming and I had to touch myself."
"Why were you watching?"
"It spreads cooties like butter."
"Her brother broke her penis."
"So that's what they're calling it these days."
"Do you need help up? Sorry, my doctor advised against heavy lifting."
"The Ging and a Mexican. Sounds like a romance."
"I'm good in both places."
"It just shattered inside me."
"Whoa. I think my penis just farted."
"Schtuuufffff"
[imitating Lumpy Space Princess] "Oh my god, I'm having a fun time"
[imitating dehydrated Spongebob] "I don't need it"
Last edited March 9, 2011 at 4:49 am.
Last edited March 9, 2011 at 4:49 am.
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