Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind;

My absolute favorite movie of all time. And proof that not all quotes on this blog are funny and whatnot.


Joel: If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.

Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?

Mary: Adults are, like, this mess of sadness and phobias.

Joel: My God, there's people coming out of your butt.

Clementine: Am I ugly? When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.

Joel: Please let me keep this memory, just this one.

Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

Joel: Are we like couples you see in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?

Clementine: I apply my personality in a paste.


There's a ton more quotes I want to put on this, but I'll do it later... And I can't find one of my favs on IMDb, and we (sadly) don't own the movie....


Last edited on Sept. 27, 2008 at 10:12 pm.