Daria;

Daria: Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.

Daria: Welcome to "It's a Nutty Nutty Nutty World." We're just nuts about nuts.

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

Mr. O'Neill: You probably think about the dark side all the time.
Daria: The... dark side? Are we talking about The Force?

Daria: I'm not talking about aliens. But there's something out there. Something stupid.

Jane: I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.

Daria: We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

Daria: Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.
Jane: You say that every day.

Kevin: Darwin's the monkey guy, right? I like monkeys.
Mr. DeMartino: A statement no doubt once also made by your mother.
Kevin: No. She's more into kitties.
Brittany: I love kitties.
Mr. DeMartino: That's terrific, Brittany, and really adds an extra dimension to today's lesson.

Woman on TV: I didn't mean to hurt him.
Daria: The knife just slipped. Sixty-seven times.

Daria: I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship.
Jane: I do envy you.
Daria: Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you'll have to be destroyed.

Lawndale Mascot: My head's too big.
Daria: That's 'cause it's so full of dreams.

Stacy: If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
Tiffany: Then how do they stay so thin?

Daria: A-ha. So my evil plan is working.

Helen: We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?

Helen: Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there.
Daria: I can once they put in my high-speed internet connection.

Jake: Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap.

Daria: Hello? No Quinn is busy right now studying... stu-dy-ing... no this isn't a prank call, you called me.

Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.
Jane: Going to work your way up to humans slowly?

Daria: Well, thank you Brittany. You're right. We are just human or whatever.