LOVE this movie. You could've guessed that already, couldn't you?
Hal Hefner (Reece Daniel Thompson): Could... uh, could... could you tell her that uh... I uh... I'm done with my... my ma... masturbation and she can see! Oh...
Hal: There's a cello in your house now.
Hal: That's god doing your dry cleaning. God does dry cleaning. He wears a smock.
Ben Wekselbaum (Nicholas D'Agosto): The fights you fight today are the fights you fight until you die.
Lewis Garrles: [showing Kama Sutra to Hal] I tried this one with my pants on, on Winchester, our old dog, but he wouldn't sit still and he DIED a month later.
Lunch Lady: [serving sloppy joes] They're not really bad if you've never had really good ones.
Ginny Ryerson (Anna Kendrick): Have you ever felt like you can burn the world down?
Hal: Every day.
Hal: You know, someday you'll find love and then everything will be different.
Townsend Secretary: Are you her little brother? You look like you could be her little brother.
Hal: I'm... her ex-lover.
Last edited on July 24, 2009 at 2:23 am.
Friday, July 24, 2009
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