Daria;

Daria: Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth.

Daria: Welcome to "It's a Nutty Nutty Nutty World." We're just nuts about nuts.

Daria: Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

Mr. O'Neill: You probably think about the dark side all the time.
Daria: The... dark side? Are we talking about The Force?

Daria: I'm not talking about aliens. But there's something out there. Something stupid.

Jane: I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special.

Daria: We are now entering Hell. Please keep your hands and elbows inside the car.

Daria: Yeah. I won't be sorry to see this day end.
Jane: You say that every day.

Kevin: Darwin's the monkey guy, right? I like monkeys.
Mr. DeMartino: A statement no doubt once also made by your mother.
Kevin: No. She's more into kitties.
Brittany: I love kitties.
Mr. DeMartino: That's terrific, Brittany, and really adds an extra dimension to today's lesson.

Woman on TV: I didn't mean to hurt him.
Daria: The knife just slipped. Sixty-seven times.

Daria: I hope the raging envy you're feeling won't affect our friendship.
Jane: I do envy you.
Daria: Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you'll have to be destroyed.

Lawndale Mascot: My head's too big.
Daria: That's 'cause it's so full of dreams.

Stacy: If people in really poor countries can't get food, does that mean they can't get diet soda either?
Tiffany: Then how do they stay so thin?

Daria: A-ha. So my evil plan is working.

Helen: We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just don't get it. What's wrong with you?

Helen: Daria, you can't spend the rest of your life in there.
Daria: I can once they put in my high-speed internet connection.

Jake: Big, fat, smug, damn stupid crappy piece of crappy crap.

Daria: Hello? No Quinn is busy right now studying... stu-dy-ing... no this isn't a prank call, you called me.

Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.
Jane: Going to work your way up to humans slowly?

Daria: Well, thank you Brittany. You're right. We are just human or whatever.

Driving Lessons;

I just finished watching this movie on Encore, and I found it hilarious. Well, not all the time, but it was still a good movie. I missed the first seven or so minutes, but I didn't miss much, I think.... Something that personally bugged me, but was incredibly important to the plot, was that... a ton of things went back to God. Like Ben's father is a priest, his mother is working on a church play... those didn't bug me, but it gives you a bit of an idea...

It stars Rupert Grint (Ben) and Julie Walters (Ms. Evie Walton) (Ron and Mrs. Weasley, for you Harry Potter fans)
PG-13

[My personal favorite]
Sarah (Ben's crush): You're very angry, aren't you? Don't be. You're still God's gift. Every day God gives us is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
Ben: Fuck off, Sarah.

Evie Walton: Explain please the meaning of "He is not in his room!"

Laura Marshall (Ben's mother): Where the hell have you been? It's six o' clock.
Ben: I got held up.
Laura: Got held up? We had a driving lesson at four. You should've let me know.
Ben: There was nowhere to call from, if I had a mobile--
Laura: Mobiles give you cancer!

Laura: You may have noticed that Mr. Fincham has started dressing in my clothes. We must assume that this is part of his recovery.

Evie: To wit, I leave you with this quote penned by my dear friend, William Shakespeare: "When the shit hits the fan... get a tent."

Evie: I will not be bullied, even by an emotional cripple!
[She said this to Ben, which made it even more hilarious]

Laura: The doctor said the only reason I survived is because I drive an economy car. God truly is a friend to the thrifty.

Evie: Don't feel guilty. Guilt is a wicked ghost.

Evie: Don't hurry your heart. That was my mistake.

Last edited on Nov. 30, 2008 at 8:59 pm.

Wall·e;

THE cutest Pixar movie, and possibly the cutest movie of all time.

And you know what? There really aren't any quotes that stand out. This movie is hardly about quotes, and more visual stuff. Such as the cockroach, or the holding hands struggle that Wall·e faces throughout the movie... which can somewhat be summed up with The Beatles "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."


Ship's computer: Time for lunch... in a cup!

Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants... it's good to be home!

Teacher Robot: A is for Axiom, your home sweet home. B is for Buy N Large, your very best friend.

Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!

Mary: John, get ready to have some kids!

Ship's Computer: Voice confirmation required.
Captain: Uhhh...
Ship's Computer: Voice confirmation accepted.